Trumpkin

When someone shits in your mouth while you are on the toilet it is called a Trumpkin.

Lara Trump’s mouth and asshole are the same size so she can give AND receive a mean Trumpkin.

by DonaldJMinipenis August 26, 2020

Trumpkin

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

by Jim Halford January 10, 2017

Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump’s skin is so orange, that you mistaken him for a jack-o-lantern.

I thought I was watching a jack-o-lantern keep interrupting Joe Biden during the debate, then I realized it was just the Trumpkin.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Trumpkins

All the little Trump minions sucking his dick as he shits on America.

The Trumpkins are flooding the internet with lies and hate.

by Larry4 prez March 8, 2020

trumpkin

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

by Sawbux July 14, 2022

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017

Trumpkin

One who has suspended their better judgement (including their better angels) and surrendered them self to a morally and ethically bankrupt narcissist.

The Republican Party has been taken over by trumpkins.

by Pete Edgeecliff April 10, 2020