trumpet

A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.

Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.

by Holden Smith December 3, 2006

Trumpet

Devout Donald Trump supporters who believe Trump can do no wrong and try (unsuccessfully) to justify each of Trump's new policies and laws online.

Their activity makes whatever comment or post they are on look very 'loud' thus the name Trumpet.

(Commonly rednecks and military personell from USA)

Look at all these Trumpets trying to say Trump was right to pull out of the Paris Agreement.

by Cambridge - UD June 16, 2017

Trumpet

Wattamoron zealots of the Donald

That Trumpet is of course wattamoron.

by The one you can not refute July 9, 2023

Trumpet

A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.

DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

A bellend who will not admit defeat.

When someone especially with shit hair or wig doesn’t admit defeat, you say ‘You’re such a trumpet’.

by Midgemog November 13, 2020

Trumpet

Trump supporters whose whole personality revolves around being a trump supporter/republican.

The trumpets are all gathering at a rally for their cult meeting.

by Whori3 August 1, 2020

Trumpet

noun

1) A person who is over-confident, egotistical, and loud.

2) A brass instrument with a small bell. There usually is a lot of them, and they need to be oiled rather frequently.

Person 1: Woah, Eric is such a Trumpet.
Person 2: Calm down, isn't that a little far? She may be egotistical, but she isn't exactly that loud.

by Sockth January 25, 2019