Wily Sea Trout

An individual of great distinction. Someone who appreciates both British modernist and romantic poets, and also likes to rock out to the latest tunes. Someone who is admired by men and considered 'quite a catch' by the ladies. A great swimmer.

'Who was that you were out with last night at Bronte? He seemed so suave and sophisticated? I cant believe he was quoting Wordsworth and singing Animal Collective'

'Oh yes, he is quite a Wily Sea Trout! I can't wait to take him home to meet the fam. I am not throwing this one back'

by definitely not wily sea trout March 21, 2009

Little Tommy Trout

An altruistic kid from “Ding Dong Bell,” an English children’s song, who pulled the kitty from the well, who much later was unfortunately determined to be an insufferable codependent.

That Little Tommy Trout sure was a very helpful young man who would likely be surprised to learn that a wall-mounted animatronic singing trout would be his future namesake!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

Bitch slapping the trout

The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals

Dave: You hook up with katie last night?

Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!

by Gingeeeeee August 26, 2013

rich trotts

The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.

That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!

by Dr. Brownxxx August 22, 2008

large trout

A large trout used for slapping people with in IRC channels. Used for humiliation.

/me slaps (name) around a bit with a large trout

Lulz slaps Lol around a bit with a large trout

by Frightful December 28, 2007

finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.

Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

back door trots

A severe case of diarreah. This terms was used many years ago. The expression came from having to trot or run out the back door to the outhouse.

I got a case of the back door trots after eating those beans last night.

by jmitchelljefferies July 10, 2006