by trigger mikes March 30, 2010
Get the traffic grape jammug. When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
Get the Morning Traffic Jammug. P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
Get the California Traffic Jammug. That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
by 011000110 July 18, 2022
Get the Tusky Valley Traffic Jammug. by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017
Get the Wyoming Traffic Jammug. by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021
Get the Traffic jammug. Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
Get the Chicago Traffic Jammug.