Salty toothpaste

When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.

Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.

A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017

Old Fashioned Toothbrush

Brushing your teeth with a penis.

Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

by Jaretsvjj January 5, 2011

Metal Tooth

A fictional 80's hair metal band that spawned from YouTube.

Fan: Did you hear Metal Tooth's new song?

Asshole: Yeah, the one that was three decades late?

Fan: Yeah...

by doctorsister September 27, 2011

tooth fairy

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

toothy bj

When the woman uses her teeth while performing oral sex to a man.

Watch your teeth, bitch! I don't want no toothy bj!

by comadrealpha October 27, 2015

Have a sour tooth

Be very much interested in sour foods, drinks, candies, and fruits.

Origin: I believe we can coin this idiom as a counterpart for" have a sweet tooth" to denote a tendency towards sour tastes.

Eg: I'm not into sugary drinks. You know, I have a sour tooth. I think I'm gonna try Margarita or Mimosa.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2018

Giraffe Tooth

Initiate a 'high-five' with a friend, and when their arm is raised high enough, take your first two fingers (or strongest fingers) and jab them in the armpit, while shouting 'Giraffe Tooth!'. The doubled fingers resemble a giraffe's large tooth, and the action of jabbing in the pit is similar to a circumstance involving a giraffe jabbing his tooth into an armpit. This action is addictive and will catch on fast in your group of friends, family members, co-workers, church group, and etc.

Keri: "hey Kody, high five!"
Kody: "sweet, sure" (raises arm)
Keri: (jabbs armpit) "Giraffe tooth, motherfucker!"
Kody: "ouch, Charlieee!"

by Keri and Kody February 2, 2009