El toro

A very large stair set in California. Only the most expert skateboarders/bladers can make it down the handrail or the set.

Dude, I can't imagine anyone doing an ollie down El Toro, but it has been done.

by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

The Toro

The act of performing felatio on an individual while said individual is shaving his testicular region.

In other words, getting a blowjob while you are shaving your nuts. Usually executed in the shower, but not always.

Origin of word:Toro is a brand of tractor lawnmower. And getting "The Toro" makes mowing the lawn just a little bit easier.

"Dude, I was taking a Bic to my brainsack this morning and my girl popped in and help me out with the Toro"

by Matt Crotchwell February 8, 2007

tortoise head

The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.

Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.

by Coinage August 20, 2006

Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 9, 2015

torontoish

When someone asks where you live and you don’t live in Toronto (you live near it), but they won’t know what you’re talking about if you tell them the truth.

Jack: “are you guys from port hope?”
Martina: “a little bit kinda like torontoish”

by httpuni July 31, 2018

Toronto Invitation

When you go to a house party because you know someone who’s been invited by the host. A Toronto Invitation is automatic, as anyone who’s friends with someone who was invited can pull up without consequences. i.e one degree of separation from the host entitles you to entrance

“Jake didn’t invite me, but he’s friends with you so I get a Toronto Invitation”

by Hank28 December 1, 2019

tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better

"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

by Master bay shan July 10, 2021