Tortilla Coffee

A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.

I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.

or

I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(

by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012

tortilla mudflap

this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge

Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.

by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007

tortilla curtain

1) A really shitty book

2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.

Dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep

by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011

tortilla chip

Similar to the slang for a white person as in "cracker", this refers to any person of mexican decent. Can be used as a proper name.

What up tortilla chip? or Ya damn crazy ass tortilla chip mutha fucka!!

by Cassie July 29, 2003

Tortilla Star

A term meaning a cancer tumor, usually one that is malignant.

Ex1

Guy 1: "Hey did you her about Dave?

Guy 2: "No, what happened?"

Guy 1: "He got a tortilla star down in Brazil."

Guy 2: "Aw poor guy.

Ex2

"And anyway, a woman's place is sleeping so she can wake up early with the tortilla star,..."

-passage from "The House On Mango Street"

by Weiner_Mustard September 14, 2011

tortilla pilot

any mexican, central american, south american person

This neighborhood would be nice if there were not so many tortilla pilots living here.

by skoalreaver September 28, 2009

Tortilla arms

Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.

Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.

Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.

by BoredLawStudent1776 May 22, 2009