Topey

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.

Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.

by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011

topel

A big, BIG, sexy man who calls Concordia his home. ...and also Canada, to an extent.

"Goodness, I do believe that was Topel back there!"

"Well, by all means, let's follow him..."

"Yeah..."

by Dan Maeskee March 13, 2008

topes

Someone who is jacked and tan.

Wow that kid is mad topes.

by Philbertos April 5, 2008

tope

tight and dope put in a pot and made into a soup.

"this game is tope as hell!","im blazed as fuck that green was tope."

by buggz April 9, 2008

Tomek

Soccer boy who has an abnormally bizzare foot fetish. He likes to take long walks around campus in the dark but if spotted do not approach as he will bark uncontrollably. Can cook some mean omelettes and will buy you food . Also known to have a love/hate relationship with vodka, often ends up unresponsive for a hot while.

Guy 1: no fucking way I lost to him on fifa

Guy 2: ah you pulled a tomek on it man

Also can be used as a verb meaning to be so drunk one looses contact with reality

by Study skillz 4 lif3 October 14, 2020

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007

Topef

Something that is so amazing it cannot be toped nor fricked

Tommy: oh my like totally no way like totally I totally do love our totally radical list like totally no way

Brianna: YES OUR RADICAL LIST CAN NOT BE TOPEF

by Vladn8r December 3, 2019