moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick

Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021

Minty Toothpick

A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.

Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk

Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.

Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!

by redneckhillbilly February 17, 2010

Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.

“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”

by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022

Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 3, 2015

toothpick guy

A toothpick guy is someone who is gay

Guy 1: Hey why is that toothpick guy sucking dick
Guy2: Because he is gay

by Mwille February 13, 2017

Sicilian toothpick

A penis that is indistinguishable from a pubic hair.

Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"

by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009

Dick Toothpick

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.

Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.

by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017