Chinese Toothpick

When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks

by Son of a gimp December 21, 2019

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.

By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 4, 2015

toothpick guy

A toothpick guy is someone who is gay

Guy 1: Hey why is that toothpick guy sucking dick
Guy2: Because he is gay

by Mwille February 13, 2017

Sicilian toothpick

A penis that is indistinguishable from a pubic hair.

Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"

by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009

Dick Toothpick

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.

Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.

by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017