two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tooter plus gabby equals love

see tooter is my friend.

What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble

sauce's low intelligence made me think tooter plus gabby equals love.

by Insaney February 15, 2004

Tooter

The definition of this word was once accepted to be any tube like apparatus for the express purpose of insuffulating narcotics, however to align with the massive shift in popular drug culture that has occurred with the opioid epidemic it is now commonly accepted to mean any tube like apparatus, usually a hollowed bic pen or straw, used for the Express purpose of free basing or smoking opioids such as heroin or fentanyl pills on foil.

Cluck #1: Yo I just hit a lick and clucked off this iPad for a T of brown my nigga, you got the tins and a tooter?
Cluck #2: Bruh I gots tooters for days but let's hit a wap instead

by Hustle and Hutzpah May 18, 2019

Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.

“Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter”

by anonymous June 19, 2023

whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.

It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?

by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022

scooter tooter

another way of saying go away or move

someone: *just keeps talking*
me: you are so annoying, scooter tooter!

by c0uchp0tat0 June 22, 2021

tooter

slang word, used in secondary school, for a vape.
usually used so not to attract the attention of teachers.
can also be referred to as toot for short.
can be used as a verb "oi dyu wana go for a quick toot behind the bike shed" yk

person1: oi does anyone have a tooter
person2: yeh here yar mate

by ricky pee pee January 31, 2023