two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tooter plus gabby equals love

see tooter is my friend.

What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble

sauce's low intelligence made me think tooter plus gabby equals love.

by Insaney February 15, 2004

Tooter

Tooter(s) A Vape Pen Specifically For Cannabis Use-

The term was coined in the first quarter of the 2020 Covid -19 Pandemic when groups of people had to hide from plain sight to experience social interaction. Tooterz Blue Collar Cannabis supplied friends and family with safe place to connect while they were locked down by the tyrannical government taking over the once free nation of Canada

On your way home can you stop and pick me up a tooter

by Tooterz June 18, 2022

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015

Tooter Shooters

An alternate name for Tatter Tots, the small delicious nuggets made from potatoes

Mmmmm I love me some Tooter Shooters

by Tootershooter July 14, 2016

Timmy Tooter

An inside out rolled joint, filled with both hash and weed (marijuana) and containing at least 0.75 grams of weed, may be called a Timmy Tooter joint.

Damn dude, that's a nicely rolled Timmy Tooter joint.

I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.

Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!

by SparXerBullet April 22, 2017

Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses

I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.

by Cablub February 5, 2022