two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tooter plus gabby equals love

see tooter is my friend.

What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble

sauce's low intelligence made me think tooter plus gabby equals love.

by Insaney February 15, 2004

tooter tortoise

a tortoise that farts out of control.

my tortoise is a tooter tortoise

by kidsareweird January 27, 2022

tooterous

It is a uterus that connects to the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Donald Trump must be cramping with his tooterous.

by Rickdiculious June 30, 2017

Tooter Smooter

Fart smeller

Jacob, my weird uncle, kept on being a tooter smooter around the young girls

by Scrumble Bumshkin April 9, 2022

whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.

It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?

by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022

Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.

“Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter”

by anonymous June 19, 2023