toots

derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.

"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"

by Aron Taylor January 12, 2005

Toot's

Toot's is the greatest restaurant in the world... located in Murfreesboro Tennessee, it's been the site of many presidential addresses and other gala events. Also,most all the girls there have breath taking hiney's.

"If you don't like Toot's I will attack you with the North"
-Abraham Lincoln

by Yourfuturestepdad April 17, 2011

Toot

A term used when witnessing a fat person, or a general mong.
Can also be used with a thumbs up held on the palm of the other hand - this symbol allows you to demonstrate you have seen a TOOT without vocalising it.

*fat person walks past*
'TOOT'

by tootpatrol January 7, 2012

Toot

A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.

"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.

by Oedipus-Rex July 1, 2011

Toot

To let out stinky gas out of your ass

I just tooted and it smells horrible!!!!

by Poo Muncher May 6, 2007

toots

one who must be protected at all costs

No harm must come to toots!

by yosoybayemay June 22, 2011

Toot

A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".

I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.

by Kailie April 26, 2004