jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011

Tonic rub

When you rub carbonated liquid on your partners body

She and I decided to try the tonic rub

by Chad stephens December 11, 2020

Slim tonic

no one has a fuckin notion wa it means

cracking open a slim tonic with the boys

by eoghanstewartlovespenis03 March 3, 2019

yellow tonic

Bottom shelf liquor.

The only think you’ll find at this bar is coors light, and the finest yellow tonic in town.

by FUCKALLIDON'TNEEDTHISSHIT November 27, 2017

tonic grind

drunken sex after drinking gin and tonic

Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.

by SadDoris November 10, 2017

tonic boom!

gin and tonic with alot of boom

man one: wow this gin and tonic seems extra stong tonight
man two: thats because it is tonic boom!

by chainsawlollipophead October 25, 2009

gentlemans tonic

Another word for jizz

she got ma gentlemans tonic all over her face!

by SamSteve January 11, 2018