slippery tomato

a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.

did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?

NO!!! what a sick bastard

by poopy97 June 14, 2011

Tomaholic

When you're absolutely obsessed with the animated character, Tom, from Eddsworld.

I am a tomaholic.

by i dont want a pseudonym, okay? December 13, 2018

beach tomato

Someone on the beach who is round and red.

Those beach tomatoes better put on some sunscreen before they start peeling.

by WhiteyWhite August 25, 2013

rusty tomato

When you do analingus while inserting your finger (or appropriate probe-like device) into her menstruating vagina.

Gave the oldbag a one-two followed by the rusty tomato, and it wasn't even in season!!

by rustytomato July 21, 2016

Tomato

What's so wrong with your life that you're looking for the definition of a tomato in urban dictionary

I like tomato

by QUILTON GIRLS May 23, 2019

Tomasz

A kick ass bro, he'll do anything for anyone, everybody loves him and is the life of the party. Smooth with the ladies and can hold his liquor like a god. Tomasz has one best friend and another try-hard. Guys want him, Ladies want to be with him, everybody else just wants his large hog in and around their mouths.

Brenden: I'd bang Tomasz.
Simon: Yeah we all know.
Brenden: I'd do terrible shit to him, I would wreck that body.
Simon: O.o

by WORDLORD12132134 February 16, 2012

Hobo Tomato Soup

tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.

we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.

by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008