Tom Brady

The act of kissing everyone in your family on the mouth

Yeah my dad tried to kiss me on the mouth I dogded the kiss and said "whoa dad who do i look like Tom Brady"

by Angry HotDog October 15, 2019

Tom Brady

The G.O.A.T of the NFL (National Football League). He has been to 10 Super Bowls, and has won 7 of those. He holds the record for most passing yards, (that being 91,653 total with regular and playoff games). And many other records that I am way to lazy to write here.

Yo You see tom brady throw that legendary pass sunday night?

by Stonkle September 21, 2021

Tom Brady's

The deflated nut sack of an animal that has been spayed.

My dog was upset when he came from the vet and found his Tom Brady's where his balls used to be.

by Badmilk October 01, 2020

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 19, 2017

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 08, 2018

Tom Brady

The quarterback for The New England Patriots. Everyone hates him, he spanks every other team, he is easily the GOAT, he has 4 rings, and he's balls deep in a supermodel

"Tom Brady is simply the best."

by Lord_Lebanon April 09, 2016

Tom Brady

Cheat

I decided to Tom Brady on my wife because I don't love her anymore.

by Bizzle3131 May 11, 2015