toupee

When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.

Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"

by desmadroso August 27, 2008

teepee nigger

Dirty native American indians.

Let's go to the teepee nigger casino!

by TeePeeNigger October 20, 2010

lady's low toupee

A merkin, or other type of pubic wig.

She was wearing a lady's low toupee

by Jon K July 10, 2004

Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.

I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010

Teepee

another word for a house, apartment, crib, hizzy or flippity floppity floop.

Aaron - "hey man, where the hell are you at?"
Louie - "Im chillin at the teepee dumbass!"

by t2daP! January 21, 2011

teepee trash

Offensive term used for Native Americans. Parody of the term "Trailer Trash".

Ben: Look at that drunk Indian.
Robert: Yeah, he is such Teepee Trash.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

toepie

Toepie, also known as a queen. They are loving, caring and verry beautiful. Inside and out!

They also can be verry dangerous, if you play with their heart, so be careful!

Look at my Toepie.

by calvinharry February 23, 2017