toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

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Wammy Ass Taddleshpank

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.

Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

by Negger July 9, 2004

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a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.

Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.

by toyMasulina January 28, 2013

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toddler roulette

Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.

Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!

by Pecan October 28, 2013

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Toddlered

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.

Last night Johnny got toddlered.

by Jesykahb August 11, 2014

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