Noose bait

A racial slur for any member of the African American race. Used mainly by white people in parts of Kentucky but not looked upon as necessarily racist because of its comedic value.
If I could just wiish one thing for my daughter it would be that she doesn't grow up chasing noose bait.
by djscottpeterson July 17, 2010
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headphone noose

The tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. While never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. A very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus
Vinny: Dude i woke up in the worst mood
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off
by Frenchperiod7 May 08, 2011
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tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 28, 2019
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noose me

A phrase where a person will only say it when they are in such a dellemer.
"I can't believe I just missed that shot, noose me."
by Slick Stick January 21, 2017
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noose song

whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose
noose song
whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose
by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 24, 2021
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Slip the noose

To skillfully avoid getting married.
Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!
by Chad Apollo May 20, 2022
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noose move

when two or more people trying to kill themselves by hanging but someone leaves in the middle
person one: have you heard koren hang himself yesterday

person two: yea i heard mike was supposed to join him but he did a noose move and left
by AHumanoidNugget April 29, 2021
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