windy wednesday

The day in which all people should wear thier finest neon coloured, windbreakers to school, work, or around town. Originally started in the Cowichan Valley, BC.

"Dude i'm stoked Windy Wednesday is tomorrow, my grandma died and left me this sick windbreaker..."

by daisey-duckkk February 12, 2009

Gay Wednesday

A "guy on guy" weekly orgy that takes place in a small town at the mouth of the Great Egg Harbor River (and other mouths) where the men of said town get together and perform ritualistic gay sex acts on one another and return to their wives, girlfriends, and/or POF accounts as if nothing outside of hetero ever took place. Legend has it that Gay Wednesday is the horniest day of the week.

**Tuesday afternoon**
Lenape Indian: "What are you guys doing tonight?"

Frank: "I'm shopping for bigger gag-balls for Gay Wednesday tomorrow because my old ones got swallowed last week."

by DixieWreckedMLNJ September 14, 2016

Wasted Wednesday

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday

What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.

by toonerpro December 2, 2009

weekend wednesday

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.

John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."

by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010

Reboot Wednesday

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 11, 2007

wine wednesday

An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"

"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout

by Mikeyninja March 19, 2014

wednesday 13

Singer Joseph Poole, Born 1976.
Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )

Wednesday 13 is one of the greatest singers this world has known

by Jonny Bush May 7, 2007