The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 30, 2020
Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.
Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy
Person 1: Don't say that!?
Person 2: say what?
Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word
Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy
Person 1: Don't say that!?
Person 2: say what?
Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word
Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018
Used to describe a person who is absolute garbage and disgusting.
Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the Simpsons universe -Trash Flanders is his evil twin.
Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the Simpsons universe -Trash Flanders is his evil twin.
by tedk42 December 24, 2017
by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023
Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.
Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave
3. like good people
4. Love flander
Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave
3. like good people
4. Love flander
by Flanderism August 20, 2021
When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.
by Flobbie Randers May 05, 2017