covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

Tinkle Tu

When you're peeing and you let out a fart.

"Oh no! I didn't fart baby! I tinkle tu'd"

by nopookerspls June 22, 2015

tinker tinkle

While urinating, occupying oneself with at least one free hand, usually with a small electronic device such as a smart phone. Used by Ruxin on the FX television series "The League."

I had to tinker tinkle, after I went to a public urinal, to continue texting my friend.

by Balf October 12, 2013

tinkle-inkling

That first moment when the thought crosses your mind, "I think I have to pee".

I was so close to drifting off to sleep when I got the tinkle-inkling. As tired as I was, I knew peeing then would let me sleep later in the morning.

by lyvancic December 16, 2010

wrinkle tinkle

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022

Tinkle tickle

When you shove your finger down your peephole so far you start to pee blood and laugh at the same time because it starts to tickle.

“I really have the urge to tinkle tickle right now.”

by Monkey_man loves tinkle tickle December 22, 2020

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010