Tighty Whitie Loser

"An unlucky boy who is caught wearing tighty whities in the locker rooms.
Mark, youre a tighty whitie loser!!"

wow your an idiot, i wear "tightie whities" all the time and noone else sais that, theres at least 5 other dudes who do too in my gym class (grade 9)

Nate is a tightie whitie loser for not knowing anything.

by John Tomory July 7, 2005

Tighty whiteys

An underwear for nerds that is usually a target for wedgies.

There was this kid in the locker room and me and my friends pulled down his pants reveaing his tighty whiteys so we laghed then we gave him the biggest wedgie and hung him from a hook on the door.

by anjamin April 23, 2009

Tighty Whities

(Noun) A derogatory term for a north american conservative white ethnic. Sandwiched insecurely between the people that were 'owned' by Europe, and by Europe itself, this suburban, affluent mid-to-upper class culture has a brief and unremarkable history; a Tighty Whitey will project an angry, competitive, ill-gotten arrogance that discourages out-of-house activities.

St. Albert has so many Tighty Whities I had to destroy a public bus shelter to express myself.

by Duchowski May 14, 2011

[tighty-whitey]

A white girl who has chosen not to have sex. She is tight and white. Hence, tighty-whitey.

Eli: That chick wouldn't let me fuck her.
Teddy: What a tighty-whitey.

by rolling down a hill somewhere February 1, 2009

tighty whitey

A caucasian female/male who has not had vaginal and/or anal sex.

Jerome: Look at her!!
DonDre: She is smokin' hot!!
Jerome: Wonder if she's a tighty whitey??
DonDre: Lets go find out.

by LordNikon February 13, 2008

tighty whities

A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.

Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by willdood January 2, 2010

Tighty-whities

Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.

The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.

Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.

by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017