cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.

A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"

by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009

Thunderfuck

Using a car battery during sex, usually attaching one of the jumper cable ends to the penis and the other end to the vagina or anus, resulting in an electrifying experience.

I've never seen hair stand up like Jill's after she was thunderfucked.

by Jabib March 9, 2008

alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

by XF42 August 6, 2009

Thunderfucked

Weed so deadly, whoever smokes it is instantly thunderfucked. Guaranteed to disable even the most hardcore of potheads.

Hey Mikey, your handling this shit pretty well.
Naa man, i gotta sit down, I'm thunderfucked.

by Hulio K March 31, 2013

thunderchicken

Another name for Fords sad excuse for a car, the Thunderbird

Look at that Ford Thunderchicken, it looks almost as gay as my Mustang.

by camaro24 April 18, 2006

Thunderchucked

When a bearded bass angler swoops in and make meaningless conversations about the fact that he has been using a chartreuse tube all morning while the thought of Angus Young playing guitar race through his head. Then casts exactly where you have been fishing all morning and catches your fish.

Mother fucker! That son of a bitch strolled up and thunderchucked my fish!

by Concerned Angler October 26, 2018