thunderbalz

A gay man's swollen testicles when he has not ejaculated (see, splooged, chowda'd...) in at least 72 hours.

David had trouble pulling up his jeans due to his enormous thunderbalz hanging down to his knees.

by ebeth462 March 22, 2005

Thunderbilly

Long toed hairy vagina son of a bitch

That bitch is a dirty old thunderbilly.

by Scbasteve101 July 2, 2018

Thunderhail

A sexual position combining the power of thunder, charlie sheen, and God passing a kidney stone.

John: I thunderhailed Mikaela after the party last night!
Sam: For real?!
John: Yeah, it was fucking crazy!

by LonGUYland. April 9, 2011

Thunderblesstopia

The fact that at any moment, there is a trade chat in World of Warcraft talking about Thunderfury, Blessed blade of the windseeker.

"Great, we've stumbled upon a bad case of Thunderblesstopia."

by Warcrackwhore January 1, 2012

Thunderbolt

As lightning comes down and meets thunder, thunderbolt is created. It is, in essence, the love child of lightning and thunder.

I can tell the storm is right above my head because there's a giant thunderbolt emerging.

by Love doctoress December 15, 2017

Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.

I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.

by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019