Thump Trump

A true blue, anti-Putin American political slogan that’s caught on like wildfire leading into our upcoming presidential election.

Yeah, I voted for this joker last time but now I’m posting a gigantic sign in my front yard that says, “Thump Trump!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

The Thumper

A glorious sexual act, which is simply the missionary position with one of the female counterpart’s legs hiked up over the male’s shoulder.

Last night, I performed the thumper on that random chick from the bar.

by Thump Sr April 12, 2021

thumbsturbate

A masturbatory technique characterized by the use of a single thumb as the sole agent of action. Requiring high levels of mental focus and physical stamina, this ergonomically problematic style of masturbation is exceptionally inefficient, as the thumb provides little stimulation and success is dependent on the performer's ability to non-bodily induce ejaculation. It is also known to cause weather to change wildly, likely due to the disturbance of the laws of nature involved in the process. Citied as a major cause of global warming and climate change.

It has only been performed successfully once in recorded history, at high cost to both the user and the environment.

"hey did you thumbsturbate earlier, cause El goddamn Niño just wiped out Canada."

by littleretardcar October 17, 2009

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Trumpsgiving

That special holiday when we all give thanks for the absurd and never-ending Washington shitshow.

Trumpsgiving is a day that binds us together in our mass gratitude for this house of cards.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2017

Trumps

A word said during a poker game implying you have a winning hand or to show another player their hand trumps someone else's

Kinda a bragging word used among friends at the poker table

Hey dude ur poker hand Trumps his cards because ur 4 of a kind is higher than his 4 of a kind

by PRETTY IN COPPER January 31, 2017

yoked thumbs

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.

"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"

by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009