Faded than a hoe

When one is so high of the zaza that he can only lay in bed while watching cocomelon, and eating cheetos

At this point, life might also be playing at 15 fps

You tryna shoot some hoops?

Nah man, I'm faded than a hoe

by Nutmane February 19, 2023

Drunker than thou

Excessive pride in one's drunkenness. The need to prove that one is in a superior state of inebriation than others.

Person 1: "AH im like blackout drunk right now!"
Person 2: "We're all having a good time, no need to act drunker than thou."

by princeofpersiaaaaaa November 5, 2011

better than bieber

this is a term that has been showing up very frequently in the youtube comment section. You can find at least one person saying this under any video on youtube. This is usually said when a video is deemed by the person to be much better than listening to justin bieber's music.

msstacybieber: i hate this video they totes make fun of my precious justin.

neon471: better than bieber

trolldudelololol: PINGAS!!!!

by Michelle Maniac September 9, 2010

Damper than a Pamper

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

by Bigge3 July 30, 2017

Worse than Toony

When youre an epic mastermind and genius supervillan. Everyone is scared of your epicness. Gamers rise up

You better chill because mind you im worse than toony

Im worse than toony gamers rise up

I hate everything about you by three days grace

by Sans Undertale July 9, 2018

Better than nothing

Someone who's not Mr. or Mrs. Right, but is Mr. or Mrs. Right Now. Someone who will do in a pinch until a more suitable person comes along.

"Hey, what do you think of my new girlfriend?"

"Well, she's better than nothing..."

by marydelta November 17, 2011

less than jake

An awesome band, who, like The Clash, Operation Ivy, Rancid preach anti-racism, it's a shame the bellend who posted before me didnt realise that ;-)

Less than jake are awesome, racist bellends can get outta here!

by Lefty_Labour_Robbo December 30, 2004