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Lean Mean Thirteen

a 2007 novel by Janet Evanovich, the thirteenth in the Stephanie Plum series. It was released on June 19, 2007
The eighth through twelfth novels feature Stephanie coping with being stalked by criminals for various reasons; Lean Mean Thirteen, and several of the subsequent novels, focus on Stephanie getting caught up in the search for a missing person,
by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023
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Thirteen Sixes

The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
Jack, there are thirteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list to make it fifteen sixes.
by Mister Arbiter November 18, 2025
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logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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Thirteen

Thirteen is a crazy white woman in her mid 20s who is unemployed and living in their parents' basement, being an emo lady who prays to rats that people with a certain name should all die. She is also hostile, petty, and extremely smelly.
"The hell is wrong with her!? Why is she telling me to die!?"
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."
by StanTwiceforclearskin May 25, 2022
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