Is someone who you got high with and then the next morning you discovered that your bag of weed has been stolen by the very person you got high with.
Man, we had John over last night for a bong session and now I can't find my pot! John, that pot thief!
by Big Daddy 3 January 24, 2014
Get the pot thiefmug. When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.
John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.
by theburner September 8, 2010
Get the Spunk Thiefmug. A girl who tries to steal your cum in order to have a baby. Dads all around the world should advise their boys that girls WILL steal your cum in order to get child support. This term was introduced by OMGITSFIREFOXX during a FACK BOII FRIDAY STREAM.
Sonja was named cum thief after she "tried to clean up the cum on the sheet." She later had a baby, got child support and lived happily ever after.
by iiaequalisii May 6, 2016
Get the Cum Thiefmug. Similar to Turd Burglar, has two definitions:
1. A common name for a homosexual.
2. One that interrupts another's private shit in a public bathroom and doesn't allow them to force out the dookie.
1. A common name for a homosexual.
2. One that interrupts another's private shit in a public bathroom and doesn't allow them to force out the dookie.
1. Did you see those two shit thieves in the skin tight shirts kissing on the park bench?
2. I was taking a giant double-flusher in the Taco Bell bathroom when a shit thief came in and caught me in action.
2. I was taking a giant double-flusher in the Taco Bell bathroom when a shit thief came in and caught me in action.
by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004
Get the Shit Thiefmug. Someone who is so worthless and does nothing that they have no purpose or point in existing and only wastes the planet's resources.
by Toadyking January 11, 2009
Get the Air thiefmug. Markus Zusak's masterpiece. Published in 2006. A book narrated by Death himself tells the tale of an adopted girl in Nazi Germany, the dirty little boy who loves her, her parents, and the Jewish fistfighter hiding in their house.
by Sharpie Rainbow January 20, 2009
Get the The Book Thiefmug. when people feel sad about something that doesn't really affect them, just because the enjoy feeling sad. most of the population do it when someone famous dies. people pretend to know the deceased, or have some connection with them, just so they can enjoy some grief.
Example 1. When JLB Credit goes under in the TV series Peepshow, Jeremy is sad even though he has only been working there for a couple of hours.
Mark: You're free loading on my trauma. You're a grief thief.
Example 2.
Person 1: Why are you wearing black and crying?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? Trevor that we used to go to college with died.
Person 1: What? And? You never even spoke to him in four years of going to college with him, and I seem to recall you thought he was a knob jockey. you have had no contact with him for the last 7 years and his death will have exactly no impact in your life what-so-ever. you're such a grief thief.
Mark: You're free loading on my trauma. You're a grief thief.
Example 2.
Person 1: Why are you wearing black and crying?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? Trevor that we used to go to college with died.
Person 1: What? And? You never even spoke to him in four years of going to college with him, and I seem to recall you thought he was a knob jockey. you have had no contact with him for the last 7 years and his death will have exactly no impact in your life what-so-ever. you're such a grief thief.
by jimwade December 30, 2009
Get the grief thiefmug.