These pretzels are making me thirsty

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

by Genku July 29, 2003

theresa may

See waste of space

Man that Theresa may is a total waste of space

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Theresa May

Prime Minister of the UK. Happens to be a massive cunt and believes that banning porn and censoring the internet will prevent terrorism somehow...

Theresa May makes Tony Blair look great in comparison.

by ReallyNeverKnowsBest June 4, 2017

these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

theresa

the most beautiful girl you probably ever meet. the sweetest, most kind person no matter what the circumstance. is always down for that one person they wish (or are) closest too. she gives hugs like she never wants to leave that moment. she’s the smartest girl you’re ever gonna meet bc she knows what she wants- and she knows if it’s true it takes time. you’re a dumbass if you leave her hanging like that. oh and she never leaves you on read :)

what’s the definition of perfectly imperfect

-THERESA

by koala :) April 15, 2019

these biscuits

Popeyes bless your soul with these biscuits

popeyes bless yo soul with these biscuits aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh

by robzerger February 27, 2017