Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.

Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.

by Janidew June 30, 2017

Yoni Zamboni

Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni

Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?

by osmium quarkmatter January 5, 2020

Yoni

Yoni is a cool guy who likes programming and gaming.
If you ever come across someone named Yoni you should be nice to them.

Yoni is not a pussy.

Yoni is cool! I wanna hang out with him.

by yoniisnotapussy February 10, 2020

Dirty Yoni

The act of having the worlds nastiest cooch.

You do not want to sleep with Kirah I hear she has a Dirty Yoni.

by Xmina June 27, 2020

Yoni

Yoni was born by the God of Vegetation, Javid. Yoni translates from Hebrew to The Man. He doesn’t have the highest IQ but makes it up with his massive under tool.

How’s the Mayor of Great Neck?

Yoni? He’s good, he’s busy eating cereal and making tik toks.

by Jason’s Uncle December 3, 2022

Yonis

A person who simply referred to has “dat nigga”. Yonis is a person that no other man could be. He makes “allat money” and receives “all dat pussy”

Look, it’s a guy that makes a shit load of money and still has time to f$&k b!tches. He had to be Yonis

by Hailey white November 20, 2023

Yony

A prestigious nickname for a long time member of Y.O.N.E.T. Big Mexican/Italian fellar that hates to eat and lift. Commonly will have tribal tattoos and cornrows.

“What’s up YONY, you get some new converses?”

by Brenyan Bolson April 24, 2023