The undercarriage of the human spider 

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

The undercarriage of the human spider by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

the amazing spider-man 

Marvel's versions of The Amazing Spider-Man.There are two of them and version 1 is the classic version while version 2 is modern version.

I read both version 1 and version 2 of The Amazing Spider-Man

the amazing spider-man by James Grimmer July 20, 2004

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider 

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.

"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

The Stinky Spider 

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

The Stinky Spider by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021

Chase the barking spider 

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

Chase the barking spider by MicAng August 12, 2012

Who is the REAL Spider-Man? 

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.

Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.

Who is the REAL Spider-Man? by Spideyace October 26, 2011

The Golden Spider 

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...

Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...

The Golden Spider by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018