The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
by The puffy Wey December 30, 2013
The Bongo Snatcher is a giant creature the size of ten huge muscle men with a bean bag shaped body and thousands of tiny feet that go up’s it’s back. It’s got two frightening horns of stitched human flesh of many ethnicities and a billy goat beard and a second jaw which protrudes from its chin. That jaw it like a tub of acid and every time something falls in it the teeth on top close and lock you inside. On its sides it has a child sack were it keeps the baby fetuses. But the most terrorous part is the enormous fear inducing wang, uncircumcised of course. It’s a hook shape and can steal your woman and penetrate her with the force of a thousand trojan warriors.
Karen, put Timmy in the cage, the Bongo Snatcher is coming.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
by bongo69 November 26, 2019
Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009
by Rixhie November 19, 2020
by Chakara_37 February 26, 2015
A person(man) who will steal or rummage through dirty clothes in a woman(girl)’s room and finding old panties and stealing, sniffing and sometimes licking the panties. While jerking it or pleasuring if you will. And crawling back into the room and putting them back. And usually or casually grabbing more.
The old geezer crawled through the woman’s window and snatched her thongs last night he stuck back and grabbed some extra crunchy ones. Last night he was very proud. The police came and suggested it was a panty snatcher
by Theloveofmanywords March 16, 2018
by helloitsnaya April 01, 2011