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welcome to the rice field mother fucker

A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.
New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.

mother of the year 

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner
Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.
mother of the year by Butter Mike November 24, 2018

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

The Walk of mother's shame 

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.

mother of the night fork 

mother of the night fork by prass November 17, 2016