Mike

Clueless, yet trainable.

Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.

by SquishyG September 24, 2013

Mike

The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.

Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?

by MANIAC!? December 02, 2013

Mike

Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.

Also. The MOST common English Male Name.

I love you, Mike.

Hey Mike! How's it going?

by nightra February 27, 2009

Mike

Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'..

and i agree.

hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!

by afjekhf December 15, 2008

Mike's

Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Yo btch, where's the mike's at?

by Lizxxthexxhoe July 16, 2006

Mike

Mike is usually a tennis ball made by Chris and Carissa. Mike is a nice, funny guy who tells jokes and has a good looking face.

Oh look at Mike he is so guapo, and good looking!

by Yeet Parakeet June 28, 2019

mike

bipolar person, doing weird things

I pulled a mike when i yelled at her in the middle of our hug.

by crazydaisy24 February 09, 2010