Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

A Humphrey

Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.

I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.

by A Helping Friend December 10, 2019

Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021

Ayden Humphrey

A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long

hey yo dude, did you see the new kid? yeah man, he looks like a total Ayden Humphrey

by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021

Liam humphreys

Liam humphreys is a kind, funny, smart man. He knows he's one of a kind and special! He's loved by everyone and has the biggest heart 💕 He is the type of person to enjoy star wars and marvel. Secretly he's the biggest nerd you'll every meet but he also loves sports!!
If you fall in love with a Liam humphreys then you are bound to never wanna separate from him and will probably develop an attachment 💕

Liam humphreys is so cool
I wish I was like Liam humphreys
I'm in love with Liam humphreys ❤️

by Illhsmbhdrhm November 22, 2021

Humphrey go bart

A small shuttle service operated by uc berkeleys bear transit running between Berkeley bart station and the Lawrence. Hall of science in berkeley ca
In the 1970s

Humphrey go bart was a nice shuttle service

Clever play on words too!

by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021