lets go to Kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.
by PrefectDJ December 14, 2015
Get the backwoods yokelmug. When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.
by AA-Ron Jenkins February 3, 2021
Get the Backwoods Sprinklermug. When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs
by Eskegit May 27, 2021
Get the Backwoods Colonoscopymug. A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation
by Naetharr July 1, 2018
Get the Backwoods Baklavamug. BWG, Back woods gangsta, It's a person that hunts, fishes, loves drinking beer. It's people that love doing anything outdoors and out of the big city's.
He's a backwoods gangsta! Were all backwoods gangstas! That's something a backwoods gangsta would do.
by Tank in Greenwood February 3, 2010
Get the backwoods gangstamug. A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.
So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..
by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017
Get the backwoods oil changemug. When a man is getting fucked by another man and the one doing the fucking reaches around and twists the other man's nipples.
by Abqgwm September 3, 2013
Get the backwoods twistermug.