Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

backwoods gangsta

BWG, Back woods gangsta, It's a person that hunts, fishes, loves drinking beer. It's people that love doing anything outdoors and out of the big city's.

He's a backwoods gangsta! Were all backwoods gangstas! That's something a backwoods gangsta would do.

by Tank in Greenwood February 3, 2010

RAMI BACKWOOD

3 gram cannabis blunt rolled in a backwood of choice, and paper . Rolled to perfection with circles on each side of the blunt.

Yo can I get a Rami blunt?

That’s a big blunt- that’s a Rami blunt
Is that backwood have a 8th in it?
Do you want to smoke a Rami wood

*a Rami backwood is a backwood with anywhere from 2-3.5 grams inside

by COOLGUY333222 November 15, 2020

backwoods anal

Very hairy anal sex

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick

by doug0220 November 18, 2018

Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.

Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."

by AA-Ron Jenkins February 3, 2021

backwoods twister

When a man is getting fucked by another man and the one doing the fucking reaches around and twists the other man's nipples.

"Man I was getting fucked last night and he reached around and gave me a backwoods twister."

by Abqgwm September 3, 2013

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017