When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.
John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.
by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Aztecs. The style of worship is the same as that of the Aztecs. Unlike other forms of paganism it requires human sacrifice.
sometimes outlaws and/or people who are outcasts from society as well as drug lords are into Aztec pantheon worship.
sometimes outlaws and/or people who are outcasts from society as well as drug lords are into Aztec pantheon worship.
by Judge dredd7 July 12, 2011

When you're so drunk trying text back "gimme a sec" but your auto correct makes you look like an idiot.
by Blumthal24 September 12, 2016

person 1: "omg did u see daniel's new shades?"
person 2: "yesss they're so aztec."
person 1: "stop, i really wanna redecorate my room."
person 2: "ikr, im so happy i did mine last year. it's all aztec and pastel."
person 2: "yesss they're so aztec."
person 1: "stop, i really wanna redecorate my room."
person 2: "ikr, im so happy i did mine last year. it's all aztec and pastel."
by gopro7reekal November 7, 2023

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

an event in Yume Nikki. Can be found in the wilderness and upon interacted with displays a flashing gif of an aztec looking monkey figure with a 2-second-loop funky song
by PM64 May 31, 2021
