high school with ashtrays

An institution of higher education with very low admission standards, whose student body consists mainly of people who graduated from high school in the same town.

Student 1: I hear you got into Local Community College.

Student 2: No, it's just high school with ashtrays.

by Indic May 30, 2010

Single Frame Ashtray

Unknown band, released firts LP entitled "wetheads come running" and should be considered a very catchy band with great guitar work.

by Bee2k June 9, 2003

both sides of the ashtray

A phrase coined by Mr. Blues to describe both sides in the conflict over smoking in bars and other public places.

Despite the rancor there is one thing about the smoking situation that we should all be able to agree on: There are fanatical zealots on "both sides of the ashtray"®.

by Mr. Blues September 7, 2005

Steaming Ashtray Girl

The act of flicking cigarette ash onto a naked body, then extinguishing it on their hair. Causing a pleasing crackling and streaming noise. The dead cigarettes are often popped into the persons mouth to chew

Me and the bros were watching a porn film last night and made Rachel a Steaming Ashtray Girl. Literally hot!

by RVT2010 March 1, 2011

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike

He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

by PaulineH March 12, 2014

Ashtray

Ashtray also known as UTTP Emperor Ashtray was Former Colonel of BanBans UTTP, who now, is Emperor of the New UTTP.

Ashtray along with Rivenrayne, Commander Joseph, Officer Dwyin, Ewbrow and Eyeball make underage little girls cut themselves and show nudes to them which is highly illegal because it's homemade CP.

Who's Ashtray?
He's the DEVIL.

by UTTP September 4, 2024