Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022

Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

Anteater

An uncircumcised penis. Actually the actual tip of an uncircumcised dick.

Oh yeah he had an anteater. No way do you have an anteater? sorry all helmet here no anteater.

by Nopenny Nicolas April 23, 2018

Swedish Anteater

The act of slipping your penis into your friends drink when he leaves it unattended

Filip pulled a Swedish Anteater on Ryan's drink while he was away

by Bigboiii69 February 27, 2025

Good Anteater Pisane

Good Anteater Pisane, shortened to GAP,An Italian man who has his foreskin

Hey Vinny, you hear Tommy Cutlets over there is a Good Anteater Pisane (GAP)

by Menamedonald December 14, 2023

Anteater Special

When you make a popular symbol with your hand, from the University of California, Irvine- and insert it either anally or vaginally, and trying to make them cum within' 3 zots.

Person 1: Yeah, our sex life has been pretty rough lately, nothing but Blowie Joeys
Person 2: Oh? Have you tried the Anteater Special? Zot Zot Zot Man!

by PetrTheAnteater October 6, 2022

Silky Anteater

Making someone deepthroat a dildo after orgasming on it. Silky Anteater Hanging From Tree if they're tied up at the time.

Dude Sara pegged me and gave me a Silky Anteater last night, it was great!

by SilkyAnteaterFan February 22, 2023