Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

zipper queen

a majestic white buffalo found in the valley of California. Always spotted with different color hair each time. Very friendly greeter, always a cute smile.

DUDE I SPOTTED THE ZIPPER QUEEN! I would like to explore the land beyond the zipper!

by BoogerKyle October 14, 2020

zipper snipper

When the zipper in your pants cuts your dick off.

I was so hungover, I gave myself a zipper snipper

by Wonky Tonky February 24, 2016

zippered up

To be murdered due to an act of disrespect and placed in a coroner's bag.

If that punk bitch keeps fuckin around and don't pay me my money he's gonna get zippered up.

by Got it on the Low March 03, 2009

Zipper Bumping

male becomes erect enough that his penis is pressed against the zipper of his pants.

Yo Ming! you see those two asian school girls making out on the bus, got me straight up zipper bumping....ya digggggg?

by RidiculousIsHe February 28, 2015

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz November 10, 2015

Zipper Ripper

When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.

1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.

by max nova September 13, 2009