by Doodles November 21, 2004
The act of walking after being interrupted masturbating where the erect penis makes pulling the pants up difficult or hard so the pants stay half mast causing the subject to waddle.
I was so high I forgot I ordered the pizza and cinnasticks and decided to rub one out to a midget menos a trois when the doorbell rang... I had to jerk waddle up a flight stairs and past my sleeping mother. Then I realized I didn't have a pen.
by Hollywood Whiteboys September 29, 2011
Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"
Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."
Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."
by pee-more March 29, 2010
by boexe August 28, 2017
the act a fat male who waddles like a penguin, and continuously says he is a virgin because he fails miserably each time he attempts to engage in sexual activities with a partner because he is always flacid
she was in the process of giving a blowjob but his cock was so flacid she walked away, and he chased her with his pants down and arms flailing, what a waddle fail
by Fredo Frog December 23, 2009
by TheKetts December 06, 2018
This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.
by Craigsfat May 09, 2021