Toobin

The act of masturbating while actively participating in a work related video conference call.
Jeffrey had a rough day after being busted for Toobin during his New Yorker zoom call.
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Toobin

Toobin is when you jerkoff on a live Zoom call.
Did you see that CNN guy Jeffrey get caught toobin on a Zoom call?
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TOOBIN

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020
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Toobin

The act of mastrubation during Zoom Meetings
Argghh... the meeting was so boring, I had to get Toobin
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Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.
Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!
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Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.
On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.
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toobin

The act of showing one's genitalia during a zoom call while pretending it was accidental.
Jeffery was toobin for a bruisin' after he forgot mute his camera during a zoom call with his wife.
by youtellmenow October 19, 2020
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