toobin'

jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off

Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.

by waltereichmann October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of mastrubation during Zoom Meetings

Argghh... the meeting was so boring, I had to get Toobin

by Flnfrmhvn October 23, 2020

TOOBIN

Masterbating while in an online meeting.

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!

by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020

Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.

On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.

by Dick Champion October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call, whether the camera and sound are on or off.

"I'm sure Jeffrey was Toobin the other day on the zoom call. He was sweating and beating his meat like it owed him money."

by PsyopJedi October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of fondling yourself while on work related video conference call.

Jeffrey! Stop toobin and pay attention!

by Donotresuscitate October 19, 2020