Sorrow Swipe

That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.

"Dude!...are you crying behind your sorrow swipe. you totally are! pussssy!"

by Ihatemos October 09, 2009

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smartphone sorrow

The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.

After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

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Sorrow Bait

When you bait someone into feeling sad for you.

Sorrow Baiting: When you bait someone into feeling sad for you.

Alex: Im moving…
Wesley: Hahaha
Alex: Is this a joke to you guys?
Wesley: No Eli made a face
Alex: Whatever.

by wedleycool August 01, 2025

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The Moment of Sorrow

That moment in The Office when they sing “9,986,000 Minutes” to Michael.

The moment of sorrow begins when Michael looks at his employees and whispers “somethings happening...”

by Ken Bone Adams February 19, 2021

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Sorrow Soup

A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.

"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

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