Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.
by Themadesthoe420 September 08, 2019
A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"
Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!
*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!
*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*
by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014
a person that acts all HARD only with words, or just by talking and when it comes to fighting the person is a pussy/wimp and maybe even runs away.
lame dude:(while standing behind a fence) imma go like boom with my fist, and u will be laying on the ground like ahhh ouuuch.
other dude: man ur just a pop tart HARD on the out side SOFT on the inside.
other dude: man ur just a pop tart HARD on the out side SOFT on the inside.
by Fly Dreams September 25, 2009
by muntsy69 November 15, 2009
Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.
by Honey Maxwell February 04, 2017
This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.
Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?
Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.
Guy: What is that?
Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.
Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.
Guy: What is that?
Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.
by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009
Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
by T-Floss October 01, 2009