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I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.
My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".
by JMuny July 11, 2014
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The One Who Waits

The One Who Waits is the main antagonist of the game cult of the lamb,
He is depicted as a three eyed black cat wearing a white coat with a wide red stripe going down the center of the coat.
He basically just tells you what to do and you have to do whatever he says to progress in the story, except for the end.
Guy 1:"Man I just need to type in someone having a boring ass conversation about something I'm writing about for the 50th time, The One Who Waits."
by Certified Nerd May 20, 2023
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shoot the one

go one-on-one
by Nikkia April 12, 2002
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playing the one-hole skin flute

she loves playing the one hole skin flute
by yo mama September 11, 2003
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polishing the one eyed gopher

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
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The One

" The One " means the person who make your heart skip a beat, takes your breathe away, makes you want to sing. You know they are the one when you smile and don't realize it, until you think of them, or when you wake up and want them to be there when you open your eyes. The one person who loves you for who you really are, and the one you want to spend your life with.
She is really the one ! Alexis, is truly the one <3

I've never felt like this before, he has to be the one !
by Aye Meh. B. October 18, 2014
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dance with the one that brought you

The principle that someone should pay proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them.
Jill: Hey, did you see that hot guy who just walked in?

Jane: Easy, Jill. Your boyfriend is over there by the bar. You've gotta dance with the one that brought you.
by aceeeeeee December 9, 2008
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