krusty crab

when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick.

That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was wack.

by vkp January 26, 2008

Krusty Krab

When a girl's snatch is so crusty and ashy that it starts to smell like the ocean.

Guy: How was that girl you met last night ?
Man: Dude, her snatch was the ultimate Krusty Krab.

by paperboats December 6, 2010

KRUSTY DAWG

krusty dawg is a cherish-able creature from the backrooms. Krusty dawg is blind and can only hear sound

Krusty dawg is so godly.

by KRUSTY DAWG May 21, 2022

krusty jugglers

a phrase used to describe a nutsack that hasent seen a shower in awhile and have gotten to the point where they have become crusty (might be an STD)

P.S. the "k" is added for extra flare

hey look at that bum I bet hes got some Krusty jugglers.

by Dark Artifice February 26, 2008

Krusty Kreme

When a vagina has such a bad case of yeast infection it not only causes a smell but an unattractive white crust around the labia majora.

Justin was so DTF that Ebony's case of Krusty Kreme only slowed him down for a moment.

by dil3mma December 8, 2014

krusty booty

Krusty booty: (verb) the act of shoving something krusty up the booty with a rusty spork until it gets stuck and your friends shove another one right up ther and twist it and break it and the only way to relieve yourself is to take some ex-lax and let nature do its thing.

my friend krusty booty 5 times last night; it was a wild night.

by bobocruz July 28, 2011

Krusty Juggler

When a guy dips his nuts in candle wax, and has a girl juggle his nuts around until it crusts off.

Oh yeah baby, juggle those candle-waxed nuts. Yeah baby, they're getting crusty now.. KRUSTY JUGGLERRRRRRR

by Stack That Cash February 28, 2009