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drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
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Garrison Workout

Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.
Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.
by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018
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Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud
Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place
by Punished2 October 19, 2025
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Garrison

A Garrison, referring to attorney Greg Garrison of the Tyson Trial, is a person who has no sympathy for rapists and thinks that they are no better than dirt.
He was sent off to prison by the fiesty Garrison.
by colts12 June 5, 2018
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garrisoned

to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.
"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".
by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021
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