garlic joe

Another word for the penis

Barry, lick my garlic joe

by Barry McCokkinner February 8, 2018

The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

Pussy garlic

Any thing, situation or condition that keeps the female species away from and off of a penis.

Antonym: pussy magnet

Example #1
Person A: Hey Paul, I heard you got a new ride, what did you get?
Person B: Ya, I got a new Minivan, it's pure pussy garlic.

Example #2
I'm going to have to get a better job because my bank account's looking like pussy garlic right now.

Example #3
Why are Dan's parties always sausage fests, I mean seriously, is he total pussy garlic or what?

Antonym: pussy magnet

#pussygarlic #pussymagnet

by Pablo Cucci February 12, 2019

Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)

My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.

by Knobbi August 10, 2017

Shitty Garlic

It is an onion. That is all.

Why are you eating Shitty Garlic?

by Garlic_ December 8, 2020

Garlic Penis

When one has been cooking in the kitchen using garlic then masterbates later thus making ones penis smell like garlic.

Jessica: Your cock smells like a Garlic Penis, have you been masterbating with garlic again?

Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?

by Delirious Motherfucker July 20, 2010

Garlic man

A racist slur towards Italians. Used to discriminate Italians. The term comes from the deep belief that Italians use too much garlic in their foods while they cook.

Mom: oh my god kids we need to run it’s a garlic man
Kids: AHHHHHHH

by Italian Sausage Dealer February 11, 2020