dishwasher delivery

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.

by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012

Dishwasher Jumbotron

A mother with a voluptuous booty who who spends a lot of time in the kitchen.

Not trying to be disrespectful or anything but Dominic’s mother has that Dishwasher Jumbotron.

by gasp March 14, 2022

overloaded the dishwasher

When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.

Things were going great and she was even talking about dooping, but I bought her one too many martinis and overloaded the dishwasher.

by Sven C September 5, 2006

Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

Swedish Dishwasher

When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.

Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.

by matty tee September 30, 2010

dirty dishwasher

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.

I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.

by EZ August 1, 2003